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Poster: Telephone Toughguy Date: Dec 7, 2007 7:21am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Battle of the network Titonic knights

The Titonic crusades gas begun. Tito has gathered an army of cardboard cutout warriors and is amassing his forces east of the river styx.

Did anyone see that head on collision on the news? I was masterbating while imagining Tito was driving one car and his doppleganger the other. When Tito and Anti-Tito converged, they of course annihilate each other.

Tito is the event horizon, the singularity. Simpy stated, prior to Tito is irrelevant because even relativity and quantum mechanics break down at the molecular level. Quarks are made of Titons with spin 1 and spin 2 characteristics. At the speed of Smokey matter becomes enerfy as Titonicmagnetism repells spinning antiparticles with offensive hot dog architecture.

2 dimensional cardboard cutouts such as ourselves cannot conceptualize the 3D TITO REFRACTION. Tito actually lives in dimension's 4 through 11. Tito is:

Tito Orlando, except in the crotch, he is Dawn

Tito and the man- Tito fights against narcs in the parking lot, spitting on grilled cheese and creating impressive and startling convincing homosexual fantasy scenarios.

Tito- A power pop 80's hair stadium musical conglomeration and how they saw the rain down in africa.

Troglodyte, just troglodyte.

I know this is annoying to some and I said I would not come back till next year but something has come up and I got too baked to drive to the office. Without Tito you are all a bunch of peace loving dildo faces, but I mean that in a friendly way. I saw Pink Floyd live too... beleedat.

So let's all praise Tito, he who rules this vast digital landscape of redundancy. You are nothing without him



TTTTTTTTTTTT SSSSSSSSSSS
T S
T S
T S
T SSSSSSSSSSS
T S
T S
T S
T SSSSSSSSSSS

FOREVER

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Poster: blacklakelight Date: Dec 7, 2007 8:40am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Battle of the network Titonic knights


Man, just stop it. Please stop.

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Poster: Telephone Toughguy Date: Dec 7, 2007 8:45am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Battle of the network Titonic knights

Now that was the funniest reply I have gotten in a while, thanks!

I did stop and moved on to highflow for some reason now. It's all good.

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Poster: blacklakelight Date: Dec 7, 2007 9:18am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Battle of the network Titonic knights


De nada.

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Poster: dstanme Date: Dec 7, 2007 7:45am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Battle of the network Titonic knights

ummmm....shut the fuck up....thanks!

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Dec 7, 2007 7:59am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Battle of the network Titonic knights

How much is he paying you?